For my buddies who know me too well; for friends who know me well enough and for people who are just curious to know. This is a continuation of my Friendster profile (see link). To summarize blah, blah, blah... - I used to be a member of my gym’s power lifting team. Trained for two years and competed in a couple of events. That was it. - Had a rabbit named Stuart. We called him “Rabbit Stew”. He died. Probably from cardiac arrest after hearing his name over and over. - I didn’t go to my high school prom because I thought it was lame. - I think Yoda’s syntax, albeit correct, is deeply disturbing. - My antibodies are not working in synch that’s why I get sick easily. And I hate getting sick. - I try to balance my blood-to-caffeine ratio the whole day. Either one drops and I get cranky. - You don’t want to see me cranky. - I haven’t had sex in ages. My only carnal pleasure these days seem to be either culinary or electronic. Go figure. - I’d like to have an original LC4 Chaise Longue by Le Corbusier but I can’t afford the tag. - I think I.Q. scores are overrated. - But mine is somewhere between above bright and below genius level. Emphasis on the word ‘below’. - I digress. - I’d like to invite Janeane Garofalo, Daria Morgendorffer & Jessica Zafra to a game of poker. - I think they all came from the same gene pool. - When it comes to luggage- women pull, men push. - Some people are wise. Some are otherwise. - Vacations are antidotes to burnout. I love my work but I love my vacations more. - I think overworked people ultimately implode in their own world and eventually become total bores. - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings have homoerotic undertones. - Polo Blue smells really nice on me. Cool Water, much as I like the scent, does not. - No matter how hard you practice, you cannot say the phrase “Yeah, right” without sounding sarcastic. - Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It is called the anal-optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye. - Diet Coke should be the benchmark of a civilized community. That and Heinz ketchup. - I tend to overuse dots… a lot. - My aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and heckled me, telling me "You're next, you’re next". They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them… at funerals. - Janet Jackson and I were born exactly the same day, month & year. I was just ahead by a few hours. At least I beat her at something. - People in general should never carry a concealed weapon, their credit card balance or grudges. - MTV’s new animation Rick & Steve is just friggin’ hilarious! And the character Rick is Filipino. Kudos to writer Q. Allan Brocka. (see video trailer) - Here's something important I recently learned. If you stick a frozen burger patty in the microwave for 30 seconds, it will still be hard as a rock. If you stick it in for another 30 seconds, it will start to thaw. Now you might extrapolate from these two experiences and hypothesize that the longer you nuke the burger patty - say for another 10 minutes or so - the more delectable it will become. That turns out not to be true. - You can never rock in ¾ time. - I’ve learned that I am easily amused but not that easily impressed. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Come to think of it, it’s probably both. - I like guys who are funny, but more importantly; I like guys who think I am funny. - Even more importantly, I like guys who let me feel comfortable enough to be funny around them. - If you've met me, and I have not made a single goofy face or ever made you laugh, it means you make me nervous. Either that or I just don’t like you. - For some reason, Edward A’s humor never fails to crack me up. - I love everything Italian! - I think Monica Belucci and the Dalai Lama should procreate and start a generation of super-humans. - I’ve lived in only one place my entire life. I have never moved. Our house was purchased by my mom back in 1951 when she was still single. - I love my mom dearly. - You should too.
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Hi Rico,